Tits.

"No matter where life takes me, you'll find me with a smile."

"Take over the world while these haters get mad."

-Mac Miller

I need to be on my own right now. But I promise you, one day, I will marry you.

She looks left, because women have no rights.

Sometimes.

I like to call her, and she falls asleep on the phone, but I don’t hang up.

I sit here and pretend that I’m not at school, but I’m home.

And that she is laying next to me and she is asleep, and I do my manly things like watch hockey and play xbox.

And then I go to sleep as well, and I hold my phone as if it were her hand.

Then I fall asleep, but dream as if I was really with her.

Just sometimes.

She is so god damn sexy.

you mad giants ftw

Nothing feels better than your team winning the Super Bowl :D

NY Giants Forever

Bandwagon fans hop off.

NYG.

Tuckin’ it!

SHITTED ON YOU PATS! #Giants

:O shes so gorgeous.

THEY’RE COMING.